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layman
a person who is a nonprofessional
who sees the world around them
and thinks nothing of it
who reads other peoples' lives
like editorials
and might think
"how inane"
lacking sense, significance, or ideas; silly
before moving on
to their standby
their The Party Was Ridiculous's
their We Won the Game's
their Life is Great's
everyone wants the good guy to win
the plane to land
the girl to stay
then the bad guy wins
the plane crashes
the girl leaves
and everyone boos
critics give a satisfactory grade
Girls' Nights are ruined
ticket sales plunge
while reality ticks by
killing thousands
breaking hearts
destroying lives
and you leave the theater and remark
"Now I want to rent a comedy."